Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Things You Should Know if We're Gonna Be BFF's

Little Miss Momma totally threw herself out there!  It is comforting to know that there are "normal" people out there and even though I don't always agree with someone else or have their opinions, I can respect that they are real people.  She is hosting a Things You Should Know Link Party. . . . go link up and read a few others.  There are some seriously funny ladies out there!

So here it goes . .  . . don't judge me! 

I have NEVER played any kind of sports- EVER!

Clutter = ANXIETY I am super OCD.

I pass GAS in front of King, LOUD ones too! . . . he passes his, why can’t I?!

Wal-Mart’s PRICES can’t be BEAT, and you can NOT convince me otherwise.

I love to VACUUM and IRON.

When King is out of town, I shift out of high gear, get LAZY and the house is MESSY.

I have to look at my TO DO LIST notebook every night or I can’t sleep.

FB is NOT an open diary!

I am so CHEAP that I will be SWEATING inside my house in the summer time when it is 100 degrees or more outside.

I am kinda TRASHY . . . I SMOKE and have four TATTOOS.

I have a blog post LIST.

I like to BITCH and complain . . . more than others.

I could NEVER date a shrimpy guy. King isn’t SHRIMPY.

TEXAS will always be HOME.

I only want ONE daughter, so I don’t have to SPLIT the mother-daughter relationship between two.

There is SOAP SCUM in my master bathroom.

FULL BUTT cotton underwear are the best to sleep in.

I forgive MARTHA; she’s still my idol.

LEATHER is my favorite smell.

I have to WASH and BLOW DRY my hair every single day.

I talk to my Mom for EVERY single day.

I am addicted to DIET COKE and STARBUCKS.

My OPINIONS are usually the RIGHT ones.

I really don’t like to COOK but I am too CHEAP to buy readymade meals or pastries, so I plunge through it every night.

You never cook a STEAK well done! You might as well eat a HAMBURGER!

FAKE NAILS are a waste of money.

I will NOT go to work without HAIR and MAKEUP being done . . . I would rather take the late punishment.


A HUGE wedding critic.


Life in Rehab said...

I think we could easily be BFFs. Wanna go get a steak?

Dharma said...

I'm with Sunny....trashy you may be but we'll save you a seat ;) We can compare tattoos and bitch.

Thank god your bathroom is a mess. My girlfriend just got married, wanna judge the wedding party in the reception photos with me???

Lisa said...

Another cheap girl here! And I don't care if people hate Walmart...I still go there!

Moe said...

Hahahahaha, thanks for sharing! I think I need to do a post like this...so my readers know what they are in for!

I talk to my mom everyday & usually have a blog post list too!

:) :)

Amie {Kitty Cats and Airplanes} said...

I love Martha too. Don't care what she's done, she's a genius!
Amie @ http://www.kittycatsandairplanes.blogspot.com/

Carol said...

... and it's all true, folks! I think I may have to join in this little party. : )
P.S. You failed to mention Keurig Diva.


mE aNd mY tℎrIfTy IdEas said...

That's so whats up that you are normal because I definitely use your blog as my go to for pretty much everything! Oh yea...I smoke & have 3 tats :P & clutter definitely effects my mood, LOL

Unknown said...

I like you even more!!

Shelley said...

love so many items in this post... :)

Kristi @ Lolly Jane said...

Bah! Hilarious! I love that other women are slobs when the hubby's are away... guilty as charged! ;)

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