Little Miss Momma totally threw herself out there! It is comforting to know that there are "normal" people out there and even though I don't always agree with someone else or have their opinions, I can respect that they are real people. She is hosting a Things You Should Know Link Party. . . . go link up and read a few others. There are some seriously funny ladies out there!
So here it goes . . . . don't judge me!
I have NEVER played any kind of sports- EVER!
Clutter = ANXIETY I am super OCD.
I pass GAS in front of King, LOUD ones too! . . . he passes his, why can’t I?!
Wal-Mart’s PRICES can’t be BEAT, and you can NOT convince me otherwise.
I love to VACUUM and IRON.
When King is out of town, I shift out of high gear, get LAZY and the house is MESSY.
I have to look at my TO DO LIST notebook every night or I can’t sleep.
FB is NOT an open diary!
I am so CHEAP that I will be SWEATING inside my house in the summer time when it is 100 degrees or more outside.
I am kinda TRASHY . . . I SMOKE and have four TATTOOS.
I have a blog post LIST.
I like to BITCH and complain . . . more than others.
I could NEVER date a shrimpy guy. King isn’t SHRIMPY.
TEXAS will always be HOME.
I only want ONE daughter, so I don’t have to SPLIT the mother-daughter relationship between two.
There is SOAP SCUM in my master bathroom.
FULL BUTT cotton underwear are the best to sleep in.
I forgive MARTHA; she’s still my idol.
LEATHER is my favorite smell.
I have to WASH and BLOW DRY my hair every single day.
I talk to my Mom for EVERY single day.
I am addicted to DIET COKE and STARBUCKS.
My OPINIONS are usually the RIGHT ones.
I really don’t like to COOK but I am too CHEAP to buy readymade meals or pastries, so I plunge through it every night.
You never cook a STEAK well done! You might as well eat a HAMBURGER!
FAKE NAILS are a waste of money.
I will NOT go to work without HAIR and MAKEUP being done . . . I would rather take the late punishment.
I own FABULOUS.
A HUGE wedding critic.
11 comments:
I think we could easily be BFFs. Wanna go get a steak?
I'm with Sunny....trashy you may be but we'll save you a seat ;) We can compare tattoos and bitch.
Thank god your bathroom is a mess. My girlfriend just got married, wanna judge the wedding party in the reception photos with me???
Another cheap girl here! And I don't care if people hate Walmart...I still go there!
Hahahahaha, thanks for sharing! I think I need to do a post like this...so my readers know what they are in for!
I talk to my mom everyday & usually have a blog post list too!
:) :)
I love Martha too. Don't care what she's done, she's a genius!
Amie @ http://www.kittycatsandairplanes.blogspot.com/
... and it's all true, folks! I think I may have to join in this little party. : )
P.S. You failed to mention Keurig Diva.
Carol
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That's so whats up that you are normal because I definitely use your blog as my go to for pretty much everything! Oh yea...I smoke & have 3 tats :P & clutter definitely effects my mood, LOL
I like you even more!!
love so many items in this post... :)
Bah! Hilarious! I love that other women are slobs when the hubby's are away... guilty as charged! ;)
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